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PostSubject: Coffee Jokes   Coffee Jokes EmptyTue Feb 17, 2015 9:26 pm

Q: Why are men are like coffee? A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

Q: What do you call a cow who's just given birth? A: De-calf-inated!

Q: Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee? A: Because according to the Torah He Brews!

Q: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage? A: Because it's GROUNDS for divorce!

Q: Why is Starbucks removing the trans-fat from their menu? A: Because they want that Frappacino to pad your ass without clogging your arteries!

Q: What is best Beatles song? A: Latte Be!

Q: What do you call sad coffee?" A: Despresso.

Q: Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee? A: Because they have Italian titles for everything!

Q: What's the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore? A: Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic A: Sanka

Q: Why do I not like hot drinks? A: It's just not my cup of tea.

Q: Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee? A: Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . "He-brews"

Q: What's fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee? A: Java the Hut!

Q: What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common? A: They are all better rich!

Q: Why Coffee is better than a Woman? A: Coffee goes down easier!

Q: Why do white women prefer black coffee? A: Because they can take black coffee home to their parents!

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye," The psychiatrist said, "well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"

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